My Routine

Being a doggie with a job means that my days are pretty standardised.

Every day around 8am I climb into my mums bed and lie next to her under the covers. If she's not awake i tend to lick her face til she starts to stroke me, and we usually have a hug for about ten mins. This is my favourite time of ever day.

I munch on some breakfast while mum gets ready, but make sure to leave a bit so that Difa can have a nibble when I go out cos he only gets one meal a day bless him.

Every morning since i can remember me and mum walk Jojo. He is utterly bonkers and boxes me and every other dog he meets into the next world. Mum tends to let me off the lead so i can wander around freely and not get bullied, which is good as there are always plenty of other dogs around to play with.

After Jo, we walk JayJay and Buddy. Buddy is one of my best friends, I've walked with him for so long that we just have so much fun goofing around together now, and sometimes Phoebe joins in too.

On the way to the next walk mum usually gets some sushi for our lunch, which i love, mmm prawn rolls. We eat in the car on the way to get Phoebe, George and Harriet. Then go for a long play on some huge fields.

Sometimes after dinner I go with mum to walk Bentley, who is a huge Akita, but he tends to bully me and pulls quite a lot so more often than not mum drops me at home first to chill out and have a nap with Difa while she does her last couple of walks :)

While Mum is out we tend to have a good old natter, chew on a rawhide stick or too, and generally recover from my long day of activity.

Evenings tend to be different every day depending if mum, grandma or both are home, but usually I spend most of the time napping on the settee or snuggling someone while they watch tv.

Bliss.

When sex goes wrong!

At weekend me and Difa got a little bit too frisky, and Difa got very injured.

We had a trip to the vets on Monday and the vet gave him some anti biotics and pain killers, as his man bits were bleeding everywhere, poor lad!!

However Mum wont leave us alone together now incase we get up to no good, which means more walks for me and a couple of half days from Grandma. I've had some cool adventures, and formed a gang with Phoebe, George and Harriet. Of course, i'm the leader!