Last night i was feeling a bit tired and lethargic, i thought maybe i was just run down from a hard days walking, but when i woke up this morning i had covered my mums bed in some red stuff. ( I hope she doesnt notice or i may be in trouble )
Turns out i'm "in season" which means my body is ready to be impregnated. Now i know i'm only young, 16 months to be exact, but i'm not yet ready to have kids. I've not decided whether i want to one day, or whether i'd rather focus on my career as a dog walkers assistant. I really enjoy my job, and maybe one day me and mum could run a pet shop or something and i could help her chew the bones and test out all the toys, i'd really love that.
So anyways mum has decided to give me a few more years to decide all this, which means i have to suffer twice a year! It's not fair really, not only has mum left me home alone with Difa, who wont stop trying to get me to agree to sex, but i know she's out having fun with all my friends while i'm cooped up inside with nothing to do but chew floorboards and shred newspaper.
It also sucks because my walks will be reduced, I remember last time mum wouldnt let me off the lead for three weeks ans seemed very worried everytime a boy approached me. What does she think i'm just gonna let some strange boy come and try his luck, please, i do have some class, unlike my mother who seems to have a new man round every couple of months to "watch a movie" on my settee.
Apparantely mum has made some appointment at the vets to talk about me getting an injection that stops these nasty periods, and means I never have to miss my daily walks. But I cant go see the vet for another month, so i'm stuck indoors twiddling my paws. How frustrating.
Right, time to go have a rummage around the house and see what i can find to chew.
I'll woof soon,
Licks and Kisses,
Roxy
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